THE GODS WARS!

[Bryden]

Welcome, mortal to...

THE GODS WARS!!

A bunch of kings and queens of imaginary worlds are duking it out to see who will be next to join the pantheon of THE GODS!

The Gods are:
Lady Bryden- "Mommy" Goddess (Keeps all you little brats in line.
"I mean, really, I sculpt the clay of the earth with my spittle and breathe life and fire of existence into you and THIS is how you repay me??")
Jaya of the Moon- Moon Goddess, duh (Representing of "Yin" and all that is quiet, soft, peaceful, and dark.
"I told you that you should have made anthros, Lady Bry. They are WAY cuter, and don't fight so much.")
Alli Sun- Sun goddess (Representing of "Yang" and all that is loud, bright, crazy, and generally insane.
"OH! Anthros! I love those guys!")
Shiny Ser Kippo- God if shiny things (This is a no-brainer.
"But the humans came up with CROWNS! crowns SHINE! *falls asleep because it is daytime*)
Marriv go BOOM- god of lightning (Another no duh. He makes storms!
"...." )
Kath, Mistress of Blaze- Goddess of fire (She makes things burn, baby. BURN!
"Lady Bry, this is what you get for letting them have free will. You give them all nice, equal sized kingdoms and what to they do? Start a war. This is why I hate children" *drinks*)
Yugi, Blademaster- he makes weapons do that thing where they cut people! (he's good at cutting, cutting, cutting!
"Well, they have the war so it give me something to do at least!")

The Royals are:
Gafe- Random stuff
Gina-SPORKS!
Eva-wrath and scorn (betcha didn't see THAT coming!)
Merv- Office supplies

on your marks... get set...
FIGHT!

[Bryden]

Bry: And on the first day, I did this: *burps very loudly, and all of a sudden the world comes into existence*
Jaya: Oh, very nice *applauds*
Alli: Good one, Simba! *joins in polite clapping*
Bry: *bows* thank you, thank you, I do what I can.
Jaya: Oh! lookie down there! *points*
Kath: It would seem that you created life.
Bry: Did I? Hmm.. I really do need to start eating healthier.
Alli: Why? We're GODS. We don't have to eat well if we don't flipping want to! *Picks up a potato chip... AND EATS IT*
Kyle: *laughs because he is the only one who got that reference... then falls asleep*
Yugi: I propose we test them. What say you?
All Gods: Aye!
Yugi: Great. Matt... hit 'em!
Marriv: *smites a little test-human with a bolt of lightning*
Test-Human 1: *expires*
Kath: Mmm... so they're expendable.
Bry: Looks like it.
Alli: Hey, wait, we're the Gpds. Don't we have to provide some kind of place for these dead guys? Like, a heaven of some sort?
Bry: .....no
Alli: But this is kinda mean...
Bry: Oh, FINE. We can put 'em up in the spare linen closet.

Meanwhile...
Test Human 1: *gets poofed to spare linen closet* Wh-wha-where am I?

Back at the HQ cloud thingie...
Bry: There. Ya' happy?
Alli: Yah. Cool with me.
Jaya: Oooh! Look! I think they are becoming sentient.
Bry: Me-dammit! I have to go send down a monolith now, don't I?
Kyle: Yup.
Matt: You sure are.
Yugi: Looks like it.
Kath: Prolly.
Jaya: Most likely
Alli: 2001 A SPACE ODYSSEY! WOOT!
All but Alli: ......
Bry: *sigh* I'll be right back- I have to give these fuckers some brains and split everything up nice and even for kingdoms. You know how kids get when one slice of cake is just a liiitle bit bigger.
Kath: See ya', Lady Bry.
Jaya: Lemme' know when we need to work out the night system.
Bry: Yup, see you soon guys. Oh, and one more thing?
All: hmm?
Bry: Marriv, smite Alli-Sun for me while I'm gone, won't you? Lightning IS fives times hotter then the sun after all... Toodle-loo! *poofs out*
Alli: *Backs away slowly* oh... shii....

[Allison]

Alli: *severe burns* FuckyouFuckyouFuckyou.
Marriv: *whistles* Sorry. What Lady Bry want, Lady Bry get.
Alli: FUCK YOU.
Alli: *heals self then gives Marriv bad sun burn*
All: Is that the worst you can do?
Alli: *Makes everyone orange form a bad tan* Eat it, motherfuckers.

~Back on earth*
All: *starign at pilar*
Eva: Q?
Gafe: *throws random item at obelisk*
Eva: *kicks Gafe*
Gafe: *smacks eva with skull*
Gina: *throws a spork at big thing*
Gafe: Nice going, Gina. We were being all tribal and you go and ruin it.
All but Gina: *eye roll*
Merv: *goes to Gina's defense* *throws stapler at others*
Gafe: Hey did you all just notice we can talk?
Eva: this evolution thing happens in a blink of a fuggin' eye.

[PsychoKath]

Kath: *traps Alli and Marriv in RING OF TERROR FLAME!!* Quit it you two.
Alli: *prepares attack*
Marriv: *prepares attack*
Yugi and Jaya: *back away slowly*
Kath: *smites Alli and Marriv* Don't fuck with me, bitches.
Marriv and Alli: *fumes*
Kyle: Hey, look! *points down to groud* The stapler SHINES!
All but Kyle: . . . .

Down on Earth~
Eva: Its fucking freezing.
Billy: *shivers*
Eva: Whoever came up this cold darkness crap needs to burn in hell.

At HQ~

Yugi: Uhh... Kath ...
Kath: Yeah, Yeah I got it. *Sends flaming ball of FLAME down into center of group* Burn in Hell my ass. . . I'm hell's supplier.

[Bryden]

Bry: *observes from a cloud* Wow these little fuckers sure are boring! I can't believe this is the best my heavenly phlegm can do! But then again, that one boy is kinda' cute... and he's got that 'new mortal' smell to him... rawr!

down on Earth...
Gafe: *shivers* Have you ever got that feeling that you're being watched by the woman who created you.. but in a pervy way?
Gina: no.
Merv: No.
Eva: All the time.
All but Eva: .....
Eva: WHAT??
Gina: Ew.
Eva: the family that lays together stays together!
Merv: now that is just WRONG.
Gafe: Yah, no kidding.

Bry (on cloud): heh. My creations are perverts! ROTFLMAO

[Weremouse]

Jaya: *blink blink* This is all so very random
Alli: Umm, duh?
Jaya: So we're banned together huh?
Alli: Yep.
Jaya: So you're smited, huh?
Alli: Yep.
Jaya: Well, I can't do anything about that....all I have is moon-ness. I should have picked something more useful as a supergodness.
Alli: Yep.
Jaya: Hmmm...*throws moon at earth*
***BACK ON EARTH***
Eva: Oh fu-
Gina: Oh shi-
Merv: Oh cra-
Gafe: Oh dar-
All: *squished*
***BACK AT HQ***
Jaya: Shoot, did I do that? Do we have a healing god up in this bitch?
Alli: I really hope so. Am smited, I am.
Jaya: Shoot, did I somehow cause you brain damage?
Alli: Is Kath, Kath is.
Jaya: Oops. Hmm...If you're burnt, and I kill tans, and tans = burns, and E=mc2 and pi = 3,14blahblah, times height, divided by Mufasa.....
All: *BRAUIN DAMAGE!*
Jaya: Equals I heal Alli! *bonk*
Alli: Yaaaay. You're so slow.
Jaya: ...
Alli: *heals kings* You really need to be more careful. We need to keep the....
Jaya: Try it! Is awesome!
Alli: *throws sun at group*
***BACK ON EARTH***
Gafe: Yaaay! We're alive again! Make a new totem pole!
Eva: Yeah, you go make a new totem pole.
Gina: Merv?
Merv: Nah.
Sun: AM ARRIVING!
Eva: Oh fu-
Gina: Oh shi-
Merv: Oh cra-
Gafe: Oh dar-
All: *burnt*
***HQ***
Alli: That's AWESOME!
Jaya: Again! Again!
Alli: *heals people*
***EARTH***
Eva: This is fucking stupid, all this dying and undying shit.
Gafe: ... no more totem pole?
Gina: I'm thinking not.
MoonSunthing: WHEE!!!!
Eva: Screw it.
Gina: Screw it.
Merv: *silence*
Gafe: Oh darn.
All: *squished/burnt*
***HQ***
Alli+Jaya: WHEEEHEEEHEEHEEEE!!!!
Alli: And I know it may seem petty,
Jaya: But I hate to let them live.
Both: HEEHEE!
Kath: This is making me sick.
Jaya: Try it! It's awesome!
Kath: You're so immature.
Jaya: You're worse than "I'm in the shower why'dyo have to bother me" Bryden.
Kath: *FLAMES*
Jaya: *BURNS*
Alli: *HEALS*
Jaya: Heehee! *MOONS*
Kath: *EYES BURN*
Alli: *HEALS*
Jaya: Umm, why'd you do THAT? You're healing the frenemie!
Alli: Enemy? Whad'you mean?
Jaya: Its every man for himself except you and me, out here!
Alli: But Kath ith coolith!
Jaya: Doesn't mean we let her win!
Kath: *Burns both while they're bickering*
Both: FuckYouFuckYouFuckYou
Kath: This is going to be a long eternity.
Both: *heals*
Kyle: *wakes up* SHINYNESS! *falls back to sleep*

[Allison]

Alli: I've been Exlide prosicuted
Jaya: left alone with no defense!
Alli: when i think of what he did to me
Jaya: I get a little tense
Alli: but i dream a dream so pretty
Jaya: That i don't feel so depressed
Alli: And it soothes my inner kitty
Jaya: and i get a little rest
Alli: The sound of Simba's dying gasp
Jaya: His daughter SQUEALING in my grasp! (hey what is a Simba?)
Alli: His lionesses' mournful cry (*invents Lion King 1, 1/2, and 2.*)
Jaya&Alli: THATS MY LULLABYE
Jaya: (that works!)
Jaya: Now the past I've tried forgetting
Alli: And my foes i could forgive
Both: And i know it may seem petty
Both: But i'd hate to let them live!
Bry: So you found youself somebody to chase simba up a tree? (WHY AM I SINGING THIS?)
Jaya: Oh the battle may be bloody
Alli: But that kind of works for me!
Jaya: A melody of angry growls!
Alli: a counterpart of painfull howls!
Both: A Symphony of death, oh my!
Both: Thats my lullabye!

Both: Scar is gone... But Ziras still around (oh yeah we poofed it into real but we havn't watched it)
Both: To love this little lad... So one day he will be a killer!
Both: WITH A LUST FOR BEING BAAAAAAD!

Bry: Sleep, ya little termite! I-i mean precious little thiiing!
Jaya: One day when you're big and strong!
Alli: YOU WILL BE A KING!

Both: The pounding on the drums of war!
Alli: The sound of Kovu's mighty roar!!

Jaya: THE JOY OF VENGANCE-
Alli: TESTIFIED!

Jaya: I can hear the cheering!
Alli: Kovu, What A Guy!

Jaya: Payback time is nearing!

Alli: And then our falg will fly, against the blood red sky!

Both: Thats, my,

God of Gay Directors: BIG FINISH!

Both: LULABYE!!!!!!!!

Kyle, just waking up: was that lullabye for me *3*

Jaya: No
Alli: Nope. But i'll give you a hug

Kyle: *open arms*
Kyle: *falls asleep*

Alli: *kickskickskicks*


Alli: What were we vengan-cing?
Jaya: No clue, but its a great song.
Alli: Yup.

*BACK ON EARTH8

All: *sitting around*
Eva: Q? Q!?!?!?
Gina: Did.. you all.. just.. hear that?
All but gina: Yup.
Gafe: *wakes up* whaddid i miss?
All: *SMACKS GAFE*

[Weremouse]

OO...C?: It was dumbness to put Jaya and Alli together. Obviously, we'll win. I don't feel like writing right now. Meh. Mostly because we'll both vote for one option, and get the most votes. Or pay people to vote for us.

[Allison]

ooG: ((out of god XD )) YAY FOR PAYING PEOPLE TO LET US WIN!


WOOOOOOOOO

---Has just drank coffee straight up 'cause we are out of milk-----

[PsychoKath]

Kath: *eye twiches* Stop singing, you too.
Jaya: Hmm... I think not.
Alli: Encore!
Both:I've been Exlide prosicuted..
Kath: *burns them while singing*
Both: FuckYouFuckYouFuckYou
Kath: Not in your wildest dreams. I don't roll that way.
Kyle: *wakes up* HAHAHAHA *falls asleep again*
Alii and Jaya: *fumes*

Back on Earth~

Eva: Why are we all just sitting here while creepy ass shit happens to us?
Billy: Hey! Watch your mouth!
Eva: Does it do tricks?
Billy: No, you said bad words!
Gina: ... what are words?

Back at HQ~

Kath, Alli, and Jaya: *all yelling so loud no words can actually be understood*
Bry: *pops out of nowehere, observes.* I've got 200 years of dishes on Fire Lady *pops out*
Yugi and Marriv: You're on!
Kath: Argh!!! *Steals the fire from the sun and blasts it towards the moon*
Alli: *blink* Can she do that?
Jaya: ..... Looks like.

~~
Sun: What the FUCK?
Moon: Welp, I'm boned.
*ASPLODES*
~~

Alli: *fumes* Re-creates the Sun.
Jaya: *grumble* Re-creates the Moon.

~~

Sun and Moon: -_-'

~~

Back on Earth~

Eva: Q?!?! Fucking Q?!?!
Gina: ... Uhm ... Am I the only one who is worried about this??
Merv: *looks apprehensively at the sky*
Billy: *shine* Didja see the pretty light show???!!
Eva: *slaps*
Billy: HEY!

[Shorik]

Yugi: Damn. 200 years of dishes!
Matt: Shouldn't be too bad...
Yugi: It wouldn't be.. if everyone was like Kippo.
Kippo: *eating food off plate, while trying to keep it shiny*
Yugi: However, they're not......
Matt: Yeah... Hey, wanna mess around with something?
Yugi: Sure. I need a good distraction.
Both: *watches the humans down below*
Yugi: Ugh.. they're so boring. Even when they fight, it's just punches. Nothing cool, or strategic! These things need weapons!
Matt: Well, if we get in trouble for this, the blame is all yours.
Yugi: As if we'll get in trouble... *snaps fingers*

------down below------

*massive hailstorm of bladed weaposn fall down on the earth, slaughtering many, uninteresting humans.*

-------back up above------

Yugi: Whoops! Forgot one.

-------down below, again------

*massive sword hits Gafe*
Gafe: Owwie!
Eva and Kath: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Allison]

Alli & Jaya: *falling over laughing.*
Alli: Way to stick it to the humans, Showik.
Jaya: Bravo. *Claps*
Alli: I'm boered. Would you say i have ADHD?
Jaya: Possibly.
Alli: *invents computer*

All: FINALLY!

All: *play computer*

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Down on earth:

Merv: Did i just hear music? And was that the sound of tetris online?
Eva: could have sworn it was a shoot 'em up.

Gafe: ... Help?

[kipponoui]

Kyle: -poofs in- HAI! I'm not sleepy. Nighttime plzkthnx?
Alli: OMG, the vampboy isn't sleepy! -runs away-

Sun: -disappears-

Kyle: Yay! Now I shall descend and share the shininess with the humans! -does so-


Eva: So, you like sparkles.
Kyle: Yes.
Eva: And you're a god.
Kyle: Yes.
Eva: The God of Shiny Things.
Kyle: Yes!
Eva: And you rule shiny things.
Kyle: YES! I'm so happy that finally there are people who understand! So, do you have any shiny things you can worship me with?
Eva: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Kyle: :'<

[Allison]

Alli: *whines*
Alli: *flails*
Alli: *slinks*
Alli: *whines more*

All: is she posessed? *staring*

Alli: you guys are perverts.

All: YOU WROTE THAT!

Alli: You still are.

All: -.-

Jaya: *invents dimmer switch and puts one on alli*
Alli: OMG I HAS A TAIL! *flails*

[PsychoKath]

Kath: *shakes head* I give up. I'm gonna go screw with the humans.
Kath: *disappears*
All But Kath: . . .

Back on Earth:

All Humans: *Running around in circles as fire falls from sky*
Billy: ITS THE BIBLICAL APOCALYPSE!
Eva: *smacks* Thats my line!

*fire stops falling*

All: . . .
*all their asses catch fire*
All: YOW!

Kath: *giggle*
Kath: *stops the fire*
Kath: Pay homage to me bitches and worship me- otherwise your ass being caught on fire is the least of your worries.
Billy:. . . please watch your mouth.
Gina: *smacks*