PEDO.

[Aubs]

People Emulating Dumb Organisms.

Ever watched one of those reality shows on television and said to yourself, “You know what, I can do that!” or “If that was me, I’d____.”

Oh, don’t get angry there sir!

Well now’s your chance to put your money where your mouth is! Pack your bags, because you’re on your way to compete against 17 other individuals for a very, very, LARGE PRIZE! I can just see you on the edge of your seat, ready to get on that plane! Before you do so though, I just want to show you the place you’ll be traveling to. You're going to so love this!

BEAUTIFUL COSTA RICA!

Pretty, isn’t it? Tell me about it… so wonderful.

Oh, SORRY! I got mesmerized a little there. Anyway, so are you interested in the challenge? I’ll let you know now, there will be people out there who will lie, cheat, and backstab to get this prize so you’d better plan your moves just right to outlast them! You ready? Alrighty then!

Who am I? I’m Trish, Trish Debbieson-Teleprompter, your hostess! You'll be seeing a lot more of me in the future! But for right now, let's not worry about my good looks, charming personality, or the fact that I get paid over millions of dollars to do ignorant programming like this one. I'm much more than my gorgeous looks and fabulous personality, but we're not talking about myself right now.

Right now let's put the focus on you. Tell me, who are you?

[Aubs]

Hey Aubrey here, introducing you to me and Eva's new rpg: "People Emulating Dumb Organisms," cleverly shortened to the word, PEDO.

In this rpg, you find your character competing against 17 others on a very remote section of the Costa Rica jungles in a very Survivor-esque type gameshow. In a way, this rpg is our own take on the show so you could somewhat call it a parody.

While we want to remain light-hearted 75% of the time, the 25% that is left over is used for serious business, like these list of rules from the show and some I made up that I'm going to now state to you.

From the Game:

• Every contestant will compete in challenges for 39 days [rpg time] that will test their strength, intelligence, and strategic side. There are two sets of challenges: Reward and Immunity. The reward challenge ends with the winner(s) getting a prize that could either be food or a trip to a spa, upon other prizes. The Winner of the immunity challenges wins a immunity necklace that guarantees them another week on the island and they're safe from getting voted off during tribal council.
  
  
• Tribal Council requires that every contestant votes for another tribe member other than themselves. You only get one vote per tribal council, unless a tie commences. In the likelihood of a tie, the members with the most votes against them will watch as the rest of the members votes again for either one of them. At the end of the day, the person with the most votes are voted off.
  
  
• After the first nine contestants are voted out, the remaining contestants to lose make up the jury of 7. Those 7 people will vote for the winner out of the two remaining contestants in the final two.
  

Our Rules:

• Have Great Grammar.
  
  
• Please refrain from Mary Sue'ing it up. Those with perfect characters run a high risk of being voted out of the island and don't get a shot at the fabulous prize at the end.
  
  
• Be creative, do things you would normally see going on during Survivor. Try your hand at backstabbing someone who thinks you're their best friend!
  
  
• Lastly, have FUN. We didn't create this to have people in their panties over every little detail. At the end of the day, not all of our characters can win so what's the big deal?
  

-Bio Skeleton-

Name:
Age:
Occupation:
Appearance: [Use a Photo. No need to explain.]
Best Trait:
Worst Trait:

Thanks for your time,
--Aubs <33

[Eva]

Name: Mary Sue McDonalds
Age: 23
Occupation: Lawyer/Doctor/Astronaut/Ballerina/Princess/Chef/Pharmacist
Appearance:
Best Trait: Is like, intelligent.
Worst Trait: What's a worst?

[Eva]

Name: Chad Thadushe.
Age: 25
Occupation: Model/bartender
Appearance:
Best Trait: Young; strong.
Worst Trait: Stupid; annoying.

[Eva]

Name: Pancake.
Age: 2 minutes.
Occupation: Being filled with delicious buttermilk.
Appearance:
Best Trait: Knows when to stay quiet.
Worst Trait: Has a slight burn mark on her bottom that she is just SO SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT.

[Aubs]

Name: Lillian Fondant.
Age: 22.
Occupation: Cake Decorator.

Best Trait: Creative, Open-Minded.
Worst Trait: Bossy, Manipulative.

"I may look nice and sweet like buttercream frosting, but I'm not!"

[Weremouse]

::Introducing::
Phillip J. ChilPil
::Age::
43
::Occupation::
Member of the Board (Treasurer) for Starbucks
::Appearance::

::Best Trait::
Resourceful
::Worst Trait::
Addicted to Caffeine
Hyperactive

[Weremouse]

::Introducing::
Melisa, Selima, and Ismael Jones
::Age::
24, 24, and 24.
::Occupation::
Fashion Designer,
Professional Photographer,
and Cartographer
::Appearance::

You can just call them Tanktop (Melisa) Tubetop (Selima) and Seethroughishtop (Ismael)
::Best Trait::
Melisa is good at reading peoples emotions
Selima is good at finding solutions to problems
Ismael is good at seeing the bright side of things
::Worst Trait::
Selima hates it when people try to understand her without just talking to her.
Ismael hates it when people meddle in her problems.
Melisa hates it when people are overly peppy and optimistic
Overall, they each have a talent that gets on another triplets' nerves. Basically, they fucking hate each others guts.

[Aubs]

Name: Athena Londeefa Carmeta Aloysius Simms.
Age: Don't be rude.
Occupation: Ball-Girl. [Holds balls]

Best Trait: Enthusiastic, Good with all kinds of balls.
Worst Trait: Lacks book smarts and is very ignorant about a lot of things. Easily offended. LOUD. Disrespectful to those around her. High-maintenance.

[Gafe]

Name: Jasmine Illanne Sparks
Age: 37
Occupation: Pharmacist
Appearance:
Best Trait: Thoroough knowledge of medicines, allergies and illnesses (most of which she's had); neverending supply of tissues.
Worst Trait: Multiple allergies and ease with which she becomes ill.

[Gafe]

Name: Thane Bai-ryd
Age: 22
Occupation: Fresh out of college, jobless. "Because none can bear my remarkable intelligence and hide their jealousy by turning me down."
Appearance:
Best Trait: His brains and irresistible looks women try [and fail] to ignore.
Worst Trait: Thoroughly annoying, pedant and judgmental.

[Bryden]

Name: Orangina McGuido
Age: 26
Occupation: being the Princess of Jersey!
Appearance:
Best Trait: "The bigger the hair the closer to God" It may or may not allow her to contact the aliens for assistance
Worst Trait: Psh. Clearly nothing! Though she had been mistaken for a barbecued speedbag on occasion...

[GnomesAteMyCake]

Name: Jack Owen

Age: 22

Occupation: Works at Maccys. Yeah lad.

Appearance:


Best Trait: "Bitch, I's like, proper bad, and if anyone wants to go around spreading shit about me, yeah, I'll bang'em out, you know what I'm saying?"

Worst Trait: HE'S CHAVTASTIC, MAN.

[GnomesAteMyCake]

Name: Jacob O'Grand-Bulge

Age: 37

Occupation: Professional party-boy

Appearance:


Best Trait: His sheer sex appeal

Worst Trait: There isn't enough of him to go around the ladies

[kipponoui]

Name: Awesome-O
Age: Older than your mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom, for terms a mortal human could comprehend
Occupation: Saving the world from idiocy!
Appearance:

Best Trait: He's a total hawttie. And he's awesome. I mean, look at those sunglasses!
Worst Trait: He needs daily corn refueling, or his batteries will die.