Post by Bryden on Mar 25, 2009 15:56:28 GMT -5
Ethel had remained silent for the rest of the night’s journey after being called an idiot by Xee. She didn’t consider it an insult, exactly, because Ethel was sure that Xee’s insults were famed for making large men cry. Though she did question Xee’s judgement. Sure, she had lived here for all of her childhood, but how could she judge whether there was magic creating the storm? Was she a witch? Ethel let it go eventually and was mildly relieved when the group finally stopped. Once she was sitting down in front of the fire and staring down at the unappetizing slop in her hand, Ethel’s thoughts had turned to the past. It was probably the dull quietness of the group’s cave that made her search for something in her mind to distract her. She wished that she hadn’t.
Black Ethel and her first mate, Craig, sailed through a raging storm, their crew of at least fifty men running about. They were sailing in the northern parts, icebergs seemingly popping up in the ships path every few seconds. The crew was dumping out some water that a huge wave had splashed onto the deck while others were trying to patch up a hole in one of the sails of the ship. In short, the entire scene was a disaster. Craig was at the wheel when the ship hit an iceberg. Loud curses were shouted above the raging winds. “Move!” Ethel shouted as she pushed Craig away from the wheel and took hold of it herself. She knew before she even pulled the ship away from the iceberg that a massive hole would be residing in the side of the ship. After about half an hour, all of the space below deck was filled with water. Ethel ordered all of the crew to get on the lifeboats but had stayed behind on the ship for a few more moments to get one last look at her beloved ship. “Come on, Ethel! You’ll drown if you stay here!” Craig shouted when he caught sight of her. Ethel wished that she could have just snapped her fingers, said a spell, and fixed the ship up like new, but alas, her powers weren’t strong enough to do that much damage control. However, she realized that she could teleport herself and one other to safety, but that would mean leaving her men behind to face the frigid cold where they would most certainly die. So, Black Ethel did what she had to so that Craig, her love, would live. She grabbed her first mate, muttered a spell, and took them both to safety.
Ethel’s thoughts were interrupted by Cos’ outburst about the quality of the food. It was followed by a story about Rosso’s unfortunate past. Sick of hearing and thinking about the past, Ethel thought about going outside and just creating a small magic shield around herself to spend the night in, but she was more inclined to listen to why the huntress thought that Cos was a threat. He seemed harmless, unbelievably bothersome to the group, but harmless nonetheless. He was undoubtedly strange, but Ethel could respect that. However, if he did prove to be a threat (he did carry a coffin…), Ethel wanted to be aware of it. To satisfy her mild anxiety, Ethel conjured up a bottle of rum, charmed her hand to ensure that the bottle’s contents wouldn’t freeze, and drank.
Cos stared back at Rosso, his head tilted to a side, he looked at the other person sitting next to Rosso, Maria. He didn't understand how Rosso could think Maria was evil. Mayhaps the red woman was just losing her marbles.
Losing her marbles, the silly figure of speech made him laugh. Who would become crazy after losing some marbles?
"You need a hug", Cos stated and embraced Rosso in a. . . deathwish, I mean hug. The masseur looked at his arms after the hug, making sure his arms hadn't been painted red.
Had it not been for Fury's speech and stare and for Xee's mention of his name, Cos would've never ever guessed Rosso was talking about him being the evil presence.
"Me? Did you lose your marbles?", Cos, again, laughed at the play of words.
But the silence - as Lena's munching had faded into the background - made the elf look up at everyone else, his companions were all staring at him, most interested. He suddenly felt the urge to go sleep, but even he knew he wouldn't get away with that lame, lame, sad, lame excuse.
Dareth grinned as Xee mocked him, she almost didn't mock him anymore those days, seeing her mockerism made him smile. Naturally, his curiosity made him listen to Rosso's story. It was one he had not expected. Probably everyone's had some tragic event that had lead them to be the warriors they were.
The tall man meditated at Xee's question. Who would exactly want to kill Cum- Cunni - Coneef. . . Who exactly would want to kill Cos? Everyone, as a law, had at least one enemy. Who was - or were - Cos'? Apparently the elf couldn't care less for the Ice Lord, Dareth couldn't answer the question.
Who exactly would like to kill Cos?
In his wonder, he'd leaned back, placing his pale hand on Xee's, he was so into his thought he didn't notice.
"What is in my dead man's chest?", repeated the elf after chuckling. Xee had called Fury and Rosso "Blue" and "Red", much like he had. The joke had gotten a bit old, but it still made him laugh.
"For your information, Xeemeea, this is a coffin", he said whilst embracing his heavy coffin, "A chest is what pirates use to store treasures in, right Erthell?". So he'd butchered two names, big deal, those two had never introduced themselves properly.
"Let me understand this (give the guy some credit, he could sometimes), you want me to tell my story?", Cos beamed, no one had actually asked for his story. In fact, not even those around him had asked him, he'd pulled the question out of his sleeve.
"You girls and guy sure?".
Xee growled. Her dagger was in her hand on moment, and embedded in the ice wall, a mere inch from Cos's head the next. His blonde pony-tail was a good half inch shorter, too.
"My name," the dangerous young woman growled menacingly, " Is XEE. And don't you dare forget it. Don't dare." Her face twitched imperceivably.
Her outside hand had moved, but the one on her other side, the side next to Dareth, remained still.
The assassin glanced at her twin through the corner of her eye. It flashed in her head, some vestigial instinct of emotion, of acknowledgment that they were "holding hands". And it actually made Xee.... happy? She wasn't sure. But she didn't move her hand.
"Spill it, dead man," Xee said to Cos, once again trying to shake off her thoughts, "Start talking and maybe I won't kill you. Today."
She looked warily at the coffin. What the Hell was in that thing anyways?
Fury cocked her head in the direction of the Angry One, " You know, you are quite the hypocrite." she spat quietly. It had not escaped her attention that the Angry One and the Quiet One were holding hands but more important at the moment was that the Angry learned to control her temper over trivial things. " You get upset and play with your little knives over him calling you Xeenia, because it is not your real name. If that is the way things work then I should have cut some of your hair a few moments ago. As you very well know my name is Fury, not blue. And the Stoic One's name is Rosso- not red. If you are going to throw a fit like a small child cheated of a sweet over the small matter of a wrong name then you should use names properly in the first place." Fury felt like she was a mother scolding a small child. Good, this child needed to be scolded.
Now she turned to the Weird One again. "Yes, do tell us what is in the coffin. And- if there is a good enough story that comes with it I shall give you my story in exchange." She told him kindly. He was weird, true,, but he made the faerie smile.
Maria listened politely to the conversation. She didn't really care what the food she was eating tasted like. Food was food and in her case, it would help her with regaining her strength. Truthfully, Maria didn't really care about what was happening around her. All she wanted to do was sleep. Maria jumped slightly when Xee's dagger bedded itself into the wall of their cave. Luckily, Maria was too tired to feel anything, let alone to feel trapped. Maria tuned into the conversation once they began to mention Cos's coffin. She was curious about it in the first place. He was so odd, but she couldn't help smiling at the jokes and trouble he caused. She just hoped that no one would ask for her story.
Cos, as unlike him as it sounds, was faintly humored by Xee's promess of murdering him. If only he was so lucky, if only she had the skill. But his black humor was replaced by a whiter one. Xee had cut his hair, that caused an unreasonable sized smile to spread across his face. His ponytail was very long, and he sometimes thought it had split ends. Probably Cos had his moments of vanity. But hey, don't we all? The most comical thing about it, was that Xee, THE Xee had cut his hair.
As instructed by Fury, Cos began his story, his eyebrows lowering into a serious position, but his smile still was on.
"I was named by my family Cuneamphe Orukae Sedona. Yes, it's a very funny, very long name. Cuneamphe is my name, name, name per say; Orukae is the name my family adopted as theirs a long, long long-long time ago; and Sedona is the name of the village I was raised in, it was in southern Q'thas", the elf cleared his throat. His name wasn't his favorite part of himself.
"My village was constantly attacked by all sorts of monsters, particularly water demons. Happens when you settle next to a mire, I say. But because of the attacks, my village became famous for the warriors it trained and the wizards it formed", maybe Ethel or Maria had heard about it sometime. Hopefully not.
"My family decided me and my siblings would not meddle with belic professions, and every last one of my siblings disobeyed," perhaps I was who disobeyed the most", they were only kids, many sucked terribly at their area of 'expertise', but they kept true to them.
"I decided not to form part of the killing jobs, and took massaging as a profession - and I daresay, many of you here present do need a masage or two - to relax people, to drive them away from battles and similar stress" and look where that left me. . . Cos still smiled.
"Once, I went to Sedona's neighboring village and. . . err. . . they just gavemethecoffin. . .as a present!", his stuttering made this part hard to believe.
"And then I met you guys at that one fishing port, fun!".
Dareth raised his eyebrows, the part everyone looked forward to the most, the part about his coffin, he had skidded through quite fast and with stutters. Well, if he died in the way to the Ice Lord's, everyone would just have a peek at the coffin. If he survived the way, they'd figure out a way to get Cos to show them.
As normal as it seemed though, Cos' story was full of holes. Why had he changed his name to his initials? Why was he the only one not to participate in war-related jobs? And what about the frikking coffin?
The thief realized his hand was over Xee's, and pondered whether he should leave it there or remove it instantly. As if to answer his own question, he looked at Xee's face. The light of the fire made her look. . . different. In a good way.
Cos wasn't about to let people inquire about his story. Mainly because the night was making him drowsy and he wanted to hear everyone's. But also because he didn't feel like answering.
In an intelligent maneuver, he turned to look at Fury, beaming at her. "Your turn!", he said joyfully. It didn't stop there, he chanted, "Your turn, your turn, your turn. Fury's turn, Fury's turn!".
Lena was quick to follow suit [or not, if Eva decides to be mean. . . definitely not then] and chanted along, "Fury's turn, Fury's turn!".
With such peer pressure, attention was sure to be directed at Fury.
Lena stared at Fury and smiled. She then continued her chanting. "Blue's next! Blue's next! Blue's next!" she said, accompanied by a little jig. The only real movement that could be seen were her legs, as the rest of her body was barely noticable under the bulk of her robes. With a pout, she sat down. Her booted legs crossed, and her feet were fairly close to the fire. After rapid blinking, the monk realized something. "Coffins are a common gift amongst the monks. They are given from a master to their apprentice as a sign of trust. But we don't carry them around. The only time someone carries around a coffin, Master Genjo said, is when you've committed a crime. It's to teach you to carry the burden of crime on your back. Fact." As Lena's high-pitched, girly voice belted out these facts, she seemed completely unaware of what she was saying. Like unconscious thinking. "I had to carry one around when I accidentally killed one of Master Genjo's other students. It wasn't fun." she added.
Xee's face twitched. She stared at Fury. If looks could kill, the piskie would probably be on fire by then. Xee opened her mouth to say something, but was interrupted. Stupid Cos.
She's just chopped Cos's hair off, and missed his brain cavity by an inch, and he seemed happy about it. The freak.
She finally shut up and listened to his story. It seemed more relaxing then simply killing everyone right then and there. But he skipped over the part about the coffin. That said something, for sure.
But Xee didn't say anything. She was to pissed about that Fury trying to tell her off it was driving her mad. It took her a moment to notice that both her fists were clenched in white-knuckle grips. One around the hilt of a dagger, the other around Dareth's hand. She inhaled sharply, in surprise and in an effort to regain some self-control, and relaxed her grip.
Lena, meanwhile, was jumping around and chanting with Cos. Xee couldn't take it.
She released her dagger and her match's hand and got off of her parka. She pulled the thing roughly over her head and muttered something about getting some firewood and checking that the coast was clear as she ducked through the opening and into the sub-zero night.
outside, she leaned against the trunk of a wind and snow-beaten tree and inhaled the night. It smelled like snow and dark, and had a powerful calming effect on the northern-born young woman.
Dareth practically ran after Xee, he didn't exactly leave the premises of the story-hearing zone, he was too interested in everyone's tales. He hoped she had calmed down. Obviously Fury didn't know scolding Xee would get even more negative results.
"Xee, c'mon, let's go back, you don't want to get frozen to death. Not even you could wish for that", he put one of his long hands on Xee's shoulder. Maybe if she went back, she'd somehow be more empathic of everyone else.
Yeah, right.
Xee could still hear the ales from where she was standing. She gulped down the frigged air and listened, but didn't go back inside.
So the Faerie had had a though life. Like most of them here, apparently. Lot's of sob stories. Most people would be driven to tears or some other great surge of emotion. Xee wasn't most people. It just made her think a little bit.
It was a long time before she even acknowledged Dareth.
When she finally looked at him, it made her breath catch in her throat. His pale face was flushed slightly from the cold. Flecks of pure white snow caught in his dark hair. The dark birthmark, so like her own, stood out against the pale of his skin.
She wanted to say something. "Dareth- I..." but Xee trailed off.
The fearless assassin found she had nothing to say. Just this strange, foreign feeling in her chest somewhere. It was almost painful.
She didn't know what she was doing. This was so contrary to all that Xee was, it must have come from some inner piece of her, some instinct long forgotten.
The abrasive, brutal killer placed her arms around her match's neck, shut her eyes, and pressed her cold lips to his.
And she actually found it a nice feeling.
Fury wasn't satisfied by the Weird Ones story, but she had promised. So she relaxed slightly as Xee stepped out; though she noted that the Angry One was still within hearing distance. Fury's story wasn't a happy one but she relented and gave in to the chanting of the Weird One and the Clueless One.
"Well, my name is Fury fa Glasdianshatieghd, born to King Armough and Queen Techia fa Glasdianshatieghd about 19 years ago and I am the sole Heiress to the Throne of the Woodland Faeries." Fury sighed, it had been ages since she had last spoken her title and the memory still haunted her. " It is only possible for Faeries to bear one child and when you are royalty you are expected to have a son- since females are supposedly weaker in leadership positions than men. As a result of my being female I was scorned by nearly all and a seer woman prophesized that I would be the downfall of our Kingdom; the moment that prophecy was made I was shipped off to be raised by the military- I was 3. In our civilization it is an abomination for women to be trained in the fighting arts along men as I was, because of that I was periodically beaten by the fellow students and the trainers themselves. The beatings became more severe once I became a better fighter than the others- though the only reason I was better was because of the beatings they gave me, which is kind of ironic actually- but the beatings were never enough to kill me, it is illegal to kill royalty, so each time I was left near death. I had no friends or companions; I don't even really know what a friend is. The only act of kindness ever done to me was done by the Kind One when she healed my burns and the soup given to me by the Angry Ones mother. In the military I rose in the ranks and upon my 16th birthday my parents gave me my blades, although their true power I will be unable to unlock until I take the throne.
I was kept in the military for three more years and every meal, every stick of clothing, and every piece of supplies I had to pay for with blood and sweat, toiling away like a mindless drone locked in a void. It continued until three months ago when General haMinch dispatched me to the outside world to fight in the war against the Ice Lord, despite the fact that many are clueless that the Woodland Faeries even exsist. He sent me under the pretense of proving myself to those I am to rule over, but later on in private I was told the truth. The general knows that many things that seem trivial to everyone else are deadly to the Woodland Faeries at the touch- I dare not mention them here because all of you have several of them near you and stored in your packs. He told me that he has sent me out into the open to be killed, because if I die in a battle against the Ice Lord two things will happen. First, both of my parents will ride out into battle leading our entire army and rid the world of the nuisance of the Ice Lord. Second, the losses of thousands of lives will be on my parents heads and they shall kill themselves in a ritual, as it is done whenever there is a war, and the throne will go to my cousin, a male. He is greedy and will stop at nothing to rule over everything- he is in every way as bad as the Ice Lord. So I am here, after tracking you down for months, to help fight and hopefully not die in the process as it will mean the end of this era as we know it." Fury had told her story without much feeling- as she had accepted her fate a long time ago.
It wasn't a happy story, but it was hers, and she was curious to see how they would take it.
Once again, silence followed. Then Rosso stood up, walked over to Fury, and shook her hand. "Your character is admirable. That you travel with us is an honor, and one that I will not rebuke." she said. With those choice words, Rosso went back to her seat and said
"Now Ethzell, your turn!", Cos smiled. They were making progress!
Fury’s story gave Ethel a new appreciation for the blue fairy. She had detested her own parents, but they had never sent her away, though during her childhood there were many times she had wished they had. But what caught her off guard the most was Cos’ sudden mentioning of her name, as butchered as it had been. For a few moments, Ethel just stared at the elf with a look that was something between that of a deer caught in headlights and a twinkle of a death threat yet to be uttered. Ethel looked down at her bottle of rum, gulped down the last of her rum as gracefully as she could, and looked back up at Cos. Ethel was overcome with a strange quietness. She really would have preferred to sit in her spot and drink her rum, especially after disappointingly not finding out about the details about Cos’ coffin. She couldn’t really refuse to tell her life’s story after the others after some of the others had told theirs. Of course, she hadn’t agreed to tell her story under any circumstance. Nonetheless, Ethel took a deep breath and did her best to tell her story with the most apathy she could muster up.
“Ethel,” Ethel corrected Cos as she fixed her gaze upon the wall of ice across from her. “My name is Ethel. Well, I earned the name Black Ethel a while ago, but we aren’t on the high seas, so there’s no reason to call me that here.” Not that anyone would have called me that anyway. “I grew up pretty far west with my younger sister, drunken father, and monster of a mother. It was Hell, I hated it, blah blah blah. I left the place when I was 17 and joined a witch clan that I actually felt comfortable in. It was there that I really developed my witch powers. But, of course, that didn’t last long because they disbanded a century after I joined. I found out that my younger sister had died a few decades before, and to be honest I was glad the little wench was dead. Anyway, I didn’t feel like sticking around in my own time so I traveled forward a few centuries. That’s when the age of pirates will be at its peak.” Ethel smiled a little at her own recollection. “I took to being a pirate like a bird takes to the sky and I loved it. I did whatever I wanted to whoever I wanted whenever I wanted to. That was usually stealing from merchant ships at least twice a month and killing anyone who resisted, which is where I got that “Black Ethel” nickname. I had my own ship and all the riches a person could want, as well as plenty of rum. Drinking rum just became a part of my life, which everyone has probably noticed by now.” She added as she looked down at her empty bottle of rum. “But then I met a pirate named Craig.” Ethel paused once her gaze went back to the wall of ice. “And we fell in love.” Although she was trying her best to sound apathetic, those last few words had made her voice a little bit darker. “He was a mortal and so he died after I had been his wife for about fifty years. I couldn’t do anything about it then because I wasn’t in my own place in time, so I came back to the time that I left. But I swore that once I met Craig again, I would make him immortal and my heart wouldn’t break again.” My gosh, this is getting emotional, finish up the story. “I took up residence in a house on the outskirts of a small town that Xee happened to be going through at the time of the Ice Lord’s beckoning. He used me as his puppet to get the news to everyone that he requested their attendance. I’ve been with the group since Xee left the town, unwillingly being followed by a bunch of misfits.”
Black Ethel and her first mate, Craig, sailed through a raging storm, their crew of at least fifty men running about. They were sailing in the northern parts, icebergs seemingly popping up in the ships path every few seconds. The crew was dumping out some water that a huge wave had splashed onto the deck while others were trying to patch up a hole in one of the sails of the ship. In short, the entire scene was a disaster. Craig was at the wheel when the ship hit an iceberg. Loud curses were shouted above the raging winds. “Move!” Ethel shouted as she pushed Craig away from the wheel and took hold of it herself. She knew before she even pulled the ship away from the iceberg that a massive hole would be residing in the side of the ship. After about half an hour, all of the space below deck was filled with water. Ethel ordered all of the crew to get on the lifeboats but had stayed behind on the ship for a few more moments to get one last look at her beloved ship. “Come on, Ethel! You’ll drown if you stay here!” Craig shouted when he caught sight of her. Ethel wished that she could have just snapped her fingers, said a spell, and fixed the ship up like new, but alas, her powers weren’t strong enough to do that much damage control. However, she realized that she could teleport herself and one other to safety, but that would mean leaving her men behind to face the frigid cold where they would most certainly die. So, Black Ethel did what she had to so that Craig, her love, would live. She grabbed her first mate, muttered a spell, and took them both to safety.
Ethel’s thoughts were interrupted by Cos’ outburst about the quality of the food. It was followed by a story about Rosso’s unfortunate past. Sick of hearing and thinking about the past, Ethel thought about going outside and just creating a small magic shield around herself to spend the night in, but she was more inclined to listen to why the huntress thought that Cos was a threat. He seemed harmless, unbelievably bothersome to the group, but harmless nonetheless. He was undoubtedly strange, but Ethel could respect that. However, if he did prove to be a threat (he did carry a coffin…), Ethel wanted to be aware of it. To satisfy her mild anxiety, Ethel conjured up a bottle of rum, charmed her hand to ensure that the bottle’s contents wouldn’t freeze, and drank.
Cos stared back at Rosso, his head tilted to a side, he looked at the other person sitting next to Rosso, Maria. He didn't understand how Rosso could think Maria was evil. Mayhaps the red woman was just losing her marbles.
Losing her marbles, the silly figure of speech made him laugh. Who would become crazy after losing some marbles?
"You need a hug", Cos stated and embraced Rosso in a. . . deathwish, I mean hug. The masseur looked at his arms after the hug, making sure his arms hadn't been painted red.
Had it not been for Fury's speech and stare and for Xee's mention of his name, Cos would've never ever guessed Rosso was talking about him being the evil presence.
"Me? Did you lose your marbles?", Cos, again, laughed at the play of words.
But the silence - as Lena's munching had faded into the background - made the elf look up at everyone else, his companions were all staring at him, most interested. He suddenly felt the urge to go sleep, but even he knew he wouldn't get away with that lame, lame, sad, lame excuse.
Dareth grinned as Xee mocked him, she almost didn't mock him anymore those days, seeing her mockerism made him smile. Naturally, his curiosity made him listen to Rosso's story. It was one he had not expected. Probably everyone's had some tragic event that had lead them to be the warriors they were.
The tall man meditated at Xee's question. Who would exactly want to kill Cum- Cunni - Coneef. . . Who exactly would want to kill Cos? Everyone, as a law, had at least one enemy. Who was - or were - Cos'? Apparently the elf couldn't care less for the Ice Lord, Dareth couldn't answer the question.
Who exactly would like to kill Cos?
In his wonder, he'd leaned back, placing his pale hand on Xee's, he was so into his thought he didn't notice.
"What is in my dead man's chest?", repeated the elf after chuckling. Xee had called Fury and Rosso "Blue" and "Red", much like he had. The joke had gotten a bit old, but it still made him laugh.
"For your information, Xeemeea, this is a coffin", he said whilst embracing his heavy coffin, "A chest is what pirates use to store treasures in, right Erthell?". So he'd butchered two names, big deal, those two had never introduced themselves properly.
"Let me understand this (give the guy some credit, he could sometimes), you want me to tell my story?", Cos beamed, no one had actually asked for his story. In fact, not even those around him had asked him, he'd pulled the question out of his sleeve.
"You girls and guy sure?".
Xee growled. Her dagger was in her hand on moment, and embedded in the ice wall, a mere inch from Cos's head the next. His blonde pony-tail was a good half inch shorter, too.
"My name," the dangerous young woman growled menacingly, " Is XEE. And don't you dare forget it. Don't dare." Her face twitched imperceivably.
Her outside hand had moved, but the one on her other side, the side next to Dareth, remained still.
The assassin glanced at her twin through the corner of her eye. It flashed in her head, some vestigial instinct of emotion, of acknowledgment that they were "holding hands". And it actually made Xee.... happy? She wasn't sure. But she didn't move her hand.
"Spill it, dead man," Xee said to Cos, once again trying to shake off her thoughts, "Start talking and maybe I won't kill you. Today."
She looked warily at the coffin. What the Hell was in that thing anyways?
Fury cocked her head in the direction of the Angry One, " You know, you are quite the hypocrite." she spat quietly. It had not escaped her attention that the Angry One and the Quiet One were holding hands but more important at the moment was that the Angry learned to control her temper over trivial things. " You get upset and play with your little knives over him calling you Xeenia, because it is not your real name. If that is the way things work then I should have cut some of your hair a few moments ago. As you very well know my name is Fury, not blue. And the Stoic One's name is Rosso- not red. If you are going to throw a fit like a small child cheated of a sweet over the small matter of a wrong name then you should use names properly in the first place." Fury felt like she was a mother scolding a small child. Good, this child needed to be scolded.
Now she turned to the Weird One again. "Yes, do tell us what is in the coffin. And- if there is a good enough story that comes with it I shall give you my story in exchange." She told him kindly. He was weird, true,, but he made the faerie smile.
Maria listened politely to the conversation. She didn't really care what the food she was eating tasted like. Food was food and in her case, it would help her with regaining her strength. Truthfully, Maria didn't really care about what was happening around her. All she wanted to do was sleep. Maria jumped slightly when Xee's dagger bedded itself into the wall of their cave. Luckily, Maria was too tired to feel anything, let alone to feel trapped. Maria tuned into the conversation once they began to mention Cos's coffin. She was curious about it in the first place. He was so odd, but she couldn't help smiling at the jokes and trouble he caused. She just hoped that no one would ask for her story.
Cos, as unlike him as it sounds, was faintly humored by Xee's promess of murdering him. If only he was so lucky, if only she had the skill. But his black humor was replaced by a whiter one. Xee had cut his hair, that caused an unreasonable sized smile to spread across his face. His ponytail was very long, and he sometimes thought it had split ends. Probably Cos had his moments of vanity. But hey, don't we all? The most comical thing about it, was that Xee, THE Xee had cut his hair.
As instructed by Fury, Cos began his story, his eyebrows lowering into a serious position, but his smile still was on.
"I was named by my family Cuneamphe Orukae Sedona. Yes, it's a very funny, very long name. Cuneamphe is my name, name, name per say; Orukae is the name my family adopted as theirs a long, long long-long time ago; and Sedona is the name of the village I was raised in, it was in southern Q'thas", the elf cleared his throat. His name wasn't his favorite part of himself.
"My village was constantly attacked by all sorts of monsters, particularly water demons. Happens when you settle next to a mire, I say. But because of the attacks, my village became famous for the warriors it trained and the wizards it formed", maybe Ethel or Maria had heard about it sometime. Hopefully not.
"My family decided me and my siblings would not meddle with belic professions, and every last one of my siblings disobeyed," perhaps I was who disobeyed the most", they were only kids, many sucked terribly at their area of 'expertise', but they kept true to them.
"I decided not to form part of the killing jobs, and took massaging as a profession - and I daresay, many of you here present do need a masage or two - to relax people, to drive them away from battles and similar stress" and look where that left me. . . Cos still smiled.
"Once, I went to Sedona's neighboring village and. . . err. . . they just gavemethecoffin. . .as a present!", his stuttering made this part hard to believe.
"And then I met you guys at that one fishing port, fun!".
Dareth raised his eyebrows, the part everyone looked forward to the most, the part about his coffin, he had skidded through quite fast and with stutters. Well, if he died in the way to the Ice Lord's, everyone would just have a peek at the coffin. If he survived the way, they'd figure out a way to get Cos to show them.
As normal as it seemed though, Cos' story was full of holes. Why had he changed his name to his initials? Why was he the only one not to participate in war-related jobs? And what about the frikking coffin?
The thief realized his hand was over Xee's, and pondered whether he should leave it there or remove it instantly. As if to answer his own question, he looked at Xee's face. The light of the fire made her look. . . different. In a good way.
Cos wasn't about to let people inquire about his story. Mainly because the night was making him drowsy and he wanted to hear everyone's. But also because he didn't feel like answering.
In an intelligent maneuver, he turned to look at Fury, beaming at her. "Your turn!", he said joyfully. It didn't stop there, he chanted, "Your turn, your turn, your turn. Fury's turn, Fury's turn!".
Lena was quick to follow suit [or not, if Eva decides to be mean. . . definitely not then] and chanted along, "Fury's turn, Fury's turn!".
With such peer pressure, attention was sure to be directed at Fury.
Lena stared at Fury and smiled. She then continued her chanting. "Blue's next! Blue's next! Blue's next!" she said, accompanied by a little jig. The only real movement that could be seen were her legs, as the rest of her body was barely noticable under the bulk of her robes. With a pout, she sat down. Her booted legs crossed, and her feet were fairly close to the fire. After rapid blinking, the monk realized something. "Coffins are a common gift amongst the monks. They are given from a master to their apprentice as a sign of trust. But we don't carry them around. The only time someone carries around a coffin, Master Genjo said, is when you've committed a crime. It's to teach you to carry the burden of crime on your back. Fact." As Lena's high-pitched, girly voice belted out these facts, she seemed completely unaware of what she was saying. Like unconscious thinking. "I had to carry one around when I accidentally killed one of Master Genjo's other students. It wasn't fun." she added.
Xee's face twitched. She stared at Fury. If looks could kill, the piskie would probably be on fire by then. Xee opened her mouth to say something, but was interrupted. Stupid Cos.
She's just chopped Cos's hair off, and missed his brain cavity by an inch, and he seemed happy about it. The freak.
She finally shut up and listened to his story. It seemed more relaxing then simply killing everyone right then and there. But he skipped over the part about the coffin. That said something, for sure.
But Xee didn't say anything. She was to pissed about that Fury trying to tell her off it was driving her mad. It took her a moment to notice that both her fists were clenched in white-knuckle grips. One around the hilt of a dagger, the other around Dareth's hand. She inhaled sharply, in surprise and in an effort to regain some self-control, and relaxed her grip.
Lena, meanwhile, was jumping around and chanting with Cos. Xee couldn't take it.
She released her dagger and her match's hand and got off of her parka. She pulled the thing roughly over her head and muttered something about getting some firewood and checking that the coast was clear as she ducked through the opening and into the sub-zero night.
outside, she leaned against the trunk of a wind and snow-beaten tree and inhaled the night. It smelled like snow and dark, and had a powerful calming effect on the northern-born young woman.
Dareth practically ran after Xee, he didn't exactly leave the premises of the story-hearing zone, he was too interested in everyone's tales. He hoped she had calmed down. Obviously Fury didn't know scolding Xee would get even more negative results.
"Xee, c'mon, let's go back, you don't want to get frozen to death. Not even you could wish for that", he put one of his long hands on Xee's shoulder. Maybe if she went back, she'd somehow be more empathic of everyone else.
Yeah, right.
Xee could still hear the ales from where she was standing. She gulped down the frigged air and listened, but didn't go back inside.
So the Faerie had had a though life. Like most of them here, apparently. Lot's of sob stories. Most people would be driven to tears or some other great surge of emotion. Xee wasn't most people. It just made her think a little bit.
It was a long time before she even acknowledged Dareth.
When she finally looked at him, it made her breath catch in her throat. His pale face was flushed slightly from the cold. Flecks of pure white snow caught in his dark hair. The dark birthmark, so like her own, stood out against the pale of his skin.
She wanted to say something. "Dareth- I..." but Xee trailed off.
The fearless assassin found she had nothing to say. Just this strange, foreign feeling in her chest somewhere. It was almost painful.
She didn't know what she was doing. This was so contrary to all that Xee was, it must have come from some inner piece of her, some instinct long forgotten.
The abrasive, brutal killer placed her arms around her match's neck, shut her eyes, and pressed her cold lips to his.
And she actually found it a nice feeling.
Fury wasn't satisfied by the Weird Ones story, but she had promised. So she relaxed slightly as Xee stepped out; though she noted that the Angry One was still within hearing distance. Fury's story wasn't a happy one but she relented and gave in to the chanting of the Weird One and the Clueless One.
"Well, my name is Fury fa Glasdianshatieghd, born to King Armough and Queen Techia fa Glasdianshatieghd about 19 years ago and I am the sole Heiress to the Throne of the Woodland Faeries." Fury sighed, it had been ages since she had last spoken her title and the memory still haunted her. " It is only possible for Faeries to bear one child and when you are royalty you are expected to have a son- since females are supposedly weaker in leadership positions than men. As a result of my being female I was scorned by nearly all and a seer woman prophesized that I would be the downfall of our Kingdom; the moment that prophecy was made I was shipped off to be raised by the military- I was 3. In our civilization it is an abomination for women to be trained in the fighting arts along men as I was, because of that I was periodically beaten by the fellow students and the trainers themselves. The beatings became more severe once I became a better fighter than the others- though the only reason I was better was because of the beatings they gave me, which is kind of ironic actually- but the beatings were never enough to kill me, it is illegal to kill royalty, so each time I was left near death. I had no friends or companions; I don't even really know what a friend is. The only act of kindness ever done to me was done by the Kind One when she healed my burns and the soup given to me by the Angry Ones mother. In the military I rose in the ranks and upon my 16th birthday my parents gave me my blades, although their true power I will be unable to unlock until I take the throne.
I was kept in the military for three more years and every meal, every stick of clothing, and every piece of supplies I had to pay for with blood and sweat, toiling away like a mindless drone locked in a void. It continued until three months ago when General haMinch dispatched me to the outside world to fight in the war against the Ice Lord, despite the fact that many are clueless that the Woodland Faeries even exsist. He sent me under the pretense of proving myself to those I am to rule over, but later on in private I was told the truth. The general knows that many things that seem trivial to everyone else are deadly to the Woodland Faeries at the touch- I dare not mention them here because all of you have several of them near you and stored in your packs. He told me that he has sent me out into the open to be killed, because if I die in a battle against the Ice Lord two things will happen. First, both of my parents will ride out into battle leading our entire army and rid the world of the nuisance of the Ice Lord. Second, the losses of thousands of lives will be on my parents heads and they shall kill themselves in a ritual, as it is done whenever there is a war, and the throne will go to my cousin, a male. He is greedy and will stop at nothing to rule over everything- he is in every way as bad as the Ice Lord. So I am here, after tracking you down for months, to help fight and hopefully not die in the process as it will mean the end of this era as we know it." Fury had told her story without much feeling- as she had accepted her fate a long time ago.
It wasn't a happy story, but it was hers, and she was curious to see how they would take it.
Once again, silence followed. Then Rosso stood up, walked over to Fury, and shook her hand. "Your character is admirable. That you travel with us is an honor, and one that I will not rebuke." she said. With those choice words, Rosso went back to her seat and said
"Now Ethzell, your turn!", Cos smiled. They were making progress!
Fury’s story gave Ethel a new appreciation for the blue fairy. She had detested her own parents, but they had never sent her away, though during her childhood there were many times she had wished they had. But what caught her off guard the most was Cos’ sudden mentioning of her name, as butchered as it had been. For a few moments, Ethel just stared at the elf with a look that was something between that of a deer caught in headlights and a twinkle of a death threat yet to be uttered. Ethel looked down at her bottle of rum, gulped down the last of her rum as gracefully as she could, and looked back up at Cos. Ethel was overcome with a strange quietness. She really would have preferred to sit in her spot and drink her rum, especially after disappointingly not finding out about the details about Cos’ coffin. She couldn’t really refuse to tell her life’s story after the others after some of the others had told theirs. Of course, she hadn’t agreed to tell her story under any circumstance. Nonetheless, Ethel took a deep breath and did her best to tell her story with the most apathy she could muster up.
“Ethel,” Ethel corrected Cos as she fixed her gaze upon the wall of ice across from her. “My name is Ethel. Well, I earned the name Black Ethel a while ago, but we aren’t on the high seas, so there’s no reason to call me that here.” Not that anyone would have called me that anyway. “I grew up pretty far west with my younger sister, drunken father, and monster of a mother. It was Hell, I hated it, blah blah blah. I left the place when I was 17 and joined a witch clan that I actually felt comfortable in. It was there that I really developed my witch powers. But, of course, that didn’t last long because they disbanded a century after I joined. I found out that my younger sister had died a few decades before, and to be honest I was glad the little wench was dead. Anyway, I didn’t feel like sticking around in my own time so I traveled forward a few centuries. That’s when the age of pirates will be at its peak.” Ethel smiled a little at her own recollection. “I took to being a pirate like a bird takes to the sky and I loved it. I did whatever I wanted to whoever I wanted whenever I wanted to. That was usually stealing from merchant ships at least twice a month and killing anyone who resisted, which is where I got that “Black Ethel” nickname. I had my own ship and all the riches a person could want, as well as plenty of rum. Drinking rum just became a part of my life, which everyone has probably noticed by now.” She added as she looked down at her empty bottle of rum. “But then I met a pirate named Craig.” Ethel paused once her gaze went back to the wall of ice. “And we fell in love.” Although she was trying her best to sound apathetic, those last few words had made her voice a little bit darker. “He was a mortal and so he died after I had been his wife for about fifty years. I couldn’t do anything about it then because I wasn’t in my own place in time, so I came back to the time that I left. But I swore that once I met Craig again, I would make him immortal and my heart wouldn’t break again.” My gosh, this is getting emotional, finish up the story. “I took up residence in a house on the outskirts of a small town that Xee happened to be going through at the time of the Ice Lord’s beckoning. He used me as his puppet to get the news to everyone that he requested their attendance. I’ve been with the group since Xee left the town, unwillingly being followed by a bunch of misfits.”