Alpha Amazon Ideas

[TragicAce]

Alpha Amazon is a game I'm creating for android. It's a sexually suggestive mostly text-based RPG, with a series of locations and a bunch of random events and combat and all that jizz-I MEAN JAZZ

So to help me craft all the events I need to write for this game (there's going to be an asston) Eva is gonna help. We'll be writing from the first person perspective of the protagonist, and I'll probably drop things like:

(note most of the text will be him thinking to himself, which won't be in quotes)
Whether I could trust her or not was another matter entirely...
(if wisdom > 15) Though she did betray her lord without much convincing.
What should I do?
>>>> Trust her
>>>> Don't trust her

Something like that. So here's the premise:

Setting:
You crash land on a planet that has a mysterious disease that kills men. For some reason, you are immune. ~6 years has passed since the disease struck the fledgling colony on this planet. Food and supplies where airlifted for awhile, but that is happening less and less. The land has erupted into chaos.

The four factions:
A somewhat-crazy King's structured settlement
A completely-crazy Chieftan's wild band
An Empress's stronghold (and anti-sex religion)
A Druidess furry-like (no furfag) hippie commune

Locations:
These locations are major areas in which the player fights random encounters, goes to places (basically locations you automatically head back from after the event takes place, like a pub or shop), and other locations.



Places:


Intro:
Prisoner aboard a spaceship, other prisoners there as well. Some backstory is introduced. You all notice that you're flying over a planet, co-pilot comes in, backstory about planet_name introduced. Skeet skeet a planet of all women. Jerk_prisoner does something badass and frees himself from his bonds. Kills copilot, takes key. Alarm sounds, frantic shit starts happening. Jerk_prisoner keeps you locked up, because he's an ass. Ship loses electricity and starts pummeling towards the planet.

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List of characters:
Name:
Location:
Skill (if any):
Quests (if any):

[TragicAce]

Event Summaries

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A Strange Couple
::Dock -> Small Island
#Visit One
Old man with a rifle aims it at you and your boat when you approach the island. Says you must be infected, and that he can't risk him and his lady.

if(Charisma > 14) "I am a man, and am not crazed nor am I dead. I can help you."
else if(has green juice) "I have with me a medicine that keeps the infection at bay. It is how the king stays himself."
else LEAVE

He takes you into his run-down hut saying that they've been living here for six years, while the rest of them went crazy. You're pretty sure he's rather crazy as well. For his wife you expect to see an old maid, you are...pleasantly surprised. Gawd dam. She's basically doing you with her eyes while the old geezer goes on about some story. He excuses himself to go to the bathroom and things get personal. The wife explains that her husband hasn't been able to...get it up, and is not subtle about what she wants. Before things progress, he returns and you politely leave.

#Visit Two
The old man talks about yet another story. When he leaves to go to the bathroom this time, the wife whispers that you should slip some INSERT_SLEEPING_INGREDIENT into his tea next time. She then gives you some idea of what you two could do then.

^^visit two repeats until the player has INSERT_SLEEPING_INGREDIENT

#Visit Three
Old man tells yet another boring story, drinks his tea, and before long is sound asleep. The wife hurries you to the bedroom, where some suggestive words are spoken, a black screen is shown, 'boom chikka wow-wow' sound effect plays, etc. Afterwards however the old man comes in with his rifle.

<-commence battle with old man->

You don't kill the old man, but escape regardless of victory or defeat.

#Visit Four
Eerie feeling going inside the house now. Blood everywhere. You see the wife with a butcher knife. She says some f'd up shit. You fight her, put her out of her misery.

<-commence battle with crazed wife->

In the end you get some special item or upgrade.

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S&M housewife

In a cottage in the middle of nowhere, a housewifey woman invites you in and makes you supper. It's all pleasant and a relief from all your troubles, plus you're starving. However, the meal is drugged.
If(Constitution > 15) The effects dull your senses, but don't knock you out, you can escape. Otherwise you wake up bound and gagged, kinky shit happens. Afterwards she gives you some sort of item for being a good sport.

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Erotic Expedition
-part of KING's MAIN QUEST-

King sends you, his loyal royal guard chick, and 8 other soldiergirls out to search for some liquid. Unbeknownst to you, it's the liquid he drinks to keep himself as a dude and not completely insane. The real reason he sent you along was to keep the girls from turning while being away for weeks on end.

As you travel to the plains, the forest, etc, a scripted event occurs for each, always ending in some embarassing/ero situation. There will be combat and etc as well. Eventually though the royal guard chick starts warming up to you.

Royal Guard Chick's route = King's main quests basically
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Psychiatrist Chick

Basically you pay for each session, where she teases you while delving into you backstory and shit. The teasing heats up after each session, and on the fourth, teh secks.

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