Post by Weremouse on Jan 4, 2009 21:38:27 GMT -5
Do I really have to explain all this nonsense again?
PSUEDO RPG = SKITS
LAWS OF PHYSICS = FALSE
CHARACTER CLASSES = BINDING
REZZ = RESSURECTION
DEATH = OFTEN
MARY SUES = YES
GODMODDING = YOU HAVE TO
MAKING FUN OF STUFF = DUH
THIS TIME YOU GET TO CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER CLASS. BUT I'M NOT LETTING YOU CHOOSE THE EXACT SAME AS SOMEONE ELSE.
CLASSES THAT CAN'T REZZ =
Theif, Archer, Warrior, Swordbearer, Gunner, Berserker, Soldier umm... anything else that doesn't have magic.
JAYA = BLACK MAGE
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Jaya: Wow. It's like a blank canvas. There isn't even any ground. So...white...and textured. PAINTBRUSH TIME! *pulls out massive paintbrush* Hmmm...Gafe, because these are boring without someone to pick on....
Gafe: I SEE THE LIGHT!
Jaya: Bry, because she's my bestie...
Bry: I SEE THE LIFE!
Jaya: Alli, because this isn't fun without a crazed partner in crime
Alli: I SEE THE LEMON!
Jaya: 10 Coons, to do my bidding...
Coons 1-10: I SEE THE LAMENT!
Jaya: Eva, so I can kill her again and again...
Eva: I SEE THE LESBIAN!
Bry: Why'd you say that?
Eva: I just like saying anything that could possibly be offensive.
Bry: Ah.
Jaya: 100 player-summonning cards, because I probably forgot something.
100PSC: I SEE THE LUSEFULNESS!
Jaya: 10 pheonix down, in case all the people who can rezz die.
10PD: I SEE THE LUSO*!
Jaya: Oh yeah, and solid ground.
Everyone on stage: *thuds on ground*
Jaya: And lakes.
Eva: *falls in a lake* crap, lake-en. *fades*
Jaya: And food.
Food: *thuds in an enormous pile on the ground*
Jaya: And magical beings.
TangTheGriffin: *thuds on ground*
GammaTheDragon: *thuds on ground*
FishTheMermaid: *thuds in lake*
Jaya: and now I pass the paintbrush to Gafe, noting that there isn't white paint, nor an eraser.
* LUSO = MAIN CHARACTER OF FINAL FANTASY TACTICS A+.
PSUEDO RPG = SKITS
LAWS OF PHYSICS = FALSE
CHARACTER CLASSES = BINDING
REZZ = RESSURECTION
DEATH = OFTEN
MARY SUES = YES
GODMODDING = YOU HAVE TO
MAKING FUN OF STUFF = DUH
THIS TIME YOU GET TO CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER CLASS. BUT I'M NOT LETTING YOU CHOOSE THE EXACT SAME AS SOMEONE ELSE.
CLASSES THAT CAN'T REZZ =
Theif, Archer, Warrior, Swordbearer, Gunner, Berserker, Soldier umm... anything else that doesn't have magic.
JAYA = BLACK MAGE
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Jaya: Wow. It's like a blank canvas. There isn't even any ground. So...white...and textured. PAINTBRUSH TIME! *pulls out massive paintbrush* Hmmm...Gafe, because these are boring without someone to pick on....
Gafe: I SEE THE LIGHT!
Jaya: Bry, because she's my bestie...
Bry: I SEE THE LIFE!
Jaya: Alli, because this isn't fun without a crazed partner in crime
Alli: I SEE THE LEMON!
Jaya: 10 Coons, to do my bidding...
Coons 1-10: I SEE THE LAMENT!
Jaya: Eva, so I can kill her again and again...
Eva: I SEE THE LESBIAN!
Bry: Why'd you say that?
Eva: I just like saying anything that could possibly be offensive.
Bry: Ah.
Jaya: 100 player-summonning cards, because I probably forgot something.
100PSC: I SEE THE LUSEFULNESS!
Jaya: 10 pheonix down, in case all the people who can rezz die.
10PD: I SEE THE LUSO*!
Jaya: Oh yeah, and solid ground.
Everyone on stage: *thuds on ground*
Jaya: And lakes.
Eva: *falls in a lake* crap, lake-en. *fades*
Jaya: And food.
Food: *thuds in an enormous pile on the ground*
Jaya: And magical beings.
TangTheGriffin: *thuds on ground*
GammaTheDragon: *thuds on ground*
FishTheMermaid: *thuds in lake*
Jaya: and now I pass the paintbrush to Gafe, noting that there isn't white paint, nor an eraser.
* LUSO = MAIN CHARACTER OF FINAL FANTASY TACTICS A+.
Congrats grimn! You're in the real mode, now. I've no doubt that you'll surprise yourself on just how tough and mature you can be.