Post by Fallendire on Nov 29, 2008 7:47:39 GMT -5
Noooooooooooooo! Noooooooooooo! Noooooooooo!
*pant pant pant*
NOOOOOOOOOO!
*gasp, sob, pant*
*ahem.*
We're only doing one Shakespeare play this year in my English class.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
And it's Julius Caesar.
NYEEEEEET!
HAMLET, MY LOVE!*sob* wherefore art thou absent? Methinks without thine presence, mine eyeballs will essplode! NOOOOOO!
At least it's not Romeo and Juliet, aka "Whiny, Self-Absorbed Emoboy and his Gullible Tweenage Baggage. And Not Even a Marginally Cute Emoboy."
But, come on. Caesar? Seriously? Me wantz Hammie. Hammie and Othello. And Tybalt. And Horatio. Tell you what, let's just do a big Shakespearean crossover! But Ophelia can stay home, because she are teh annoyance. *shoots Ophelia and giggles* Drown in that, wench.
*hem hem* But, um, - if you'll excuse my nerd - I really do ache for Hamlet. I've been mumbling his "to be or not to be" soliloquy nonstop for the past two weeks. Act 2, Scene 2, if you were curious. Hamlet wants to make his quietus with a bare bodkin. *sigh* I'd make my own quietus with his bare bodkin, if you catch my drift. Except he's fictional. And dead.
ZOMG, LIKE GREY! he would go good with Grey, right? Let's draw comparisons!
Hamlet
- Prince of Denmark
- Has a twiggy scholar best friend
- Goes crazy . . . erm, throughout the play
- Advises his lover to get herself to a nunnery
- Dies via poisoned sword
- Accidentally kills his mom. Oops.
Grey
- Sorrow of Sanctum
- Has a twiggy mechanic son
- Goes crazy after his lover 'splodes herself
- Advises his lover not to fight demons while pregnant
- Dies via explosion (WOOOO! FULL CIRCLE!)
- As far as I know, he didn't kill his mother. OR DID HE?! Dun-dun-dunnnn!
*pant pant pant*
NOOOOOOOOOO!
*gasp, sob, pant*
*ahem.*
We're only doing one Shakespeare play this year in my English class.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
And it's Julius Caesar.
NYEEEEEET!
HAMLET, MY LOVE!*sob* wherefore art thou absent? Methinks without thine presence, mine eyeballs will essplode! NOOOOOO!
At least it's not Romeo and Juliet, aka "Whiny, Self-Absorbed Emoboy and his Gullible Tweenage Baggage. And Not Even a Marginally Cute Emoboy."
But, come on. Caesar? Seriously? Me wantz Hammie. Hammie and Othello. And Tybalt. And Horatio. Tell you what, let's just do a big Shakespearean crossover! But Ophelia can stay home, because she are teh annoyance. *shoots Ophelia and giggles* Drown in that, wench.
*hem hem* But, um, - if you'll excuse my nerd - I really do ache for Hamlet. I've been mumbling his "to be or not to be" soliloquy nonstop for the past two weeks. Act 2, Scene 2, if you were curious. Hamlet wants to make his quietus with a bare bodkin. *sigh* I'd make my own quietus with his bare bodkin, if you catch my drift. Except he's fictional. And dead.
ZOMG, LIKE GREY! he would go good with Grey, right? Let's draw comparisons!
Hamlet
- Prince of Denmark
- Has a twiggy scholar best friend
- Goes crazy . . . erm, throughout the play
- Advises his lover to get herself to a nunnery
- Dies via poisoned sword
- Accidentally kills his mom. Oops.
Grey
- Sorrow of Sanctum
- Has a twiggy mechanic son
- Goes crazy after his lover 'splodes herself
- Advises his lover not to fight demons while pregnant
- Dies via explosion (WOOOO! FULL CIRCLE!)
- As far as I know, he didn't kill his mother. OR DID HE?! Dun-dun-dunnnn!