Post by Allison on Dec 25, 2009 9:58:09 GMT -5
HAYO, GAIZE!I GOT 'CHALL GIFTIES! [XD For the people wh oI'm not sending IRL gifts to, .. But people I am sending gifts too get gifts here as well.]
First up- Fooor mai Nii-San!
You get SHINY HENTAI YURI!
HURRAY!
To sheild the eyes of the younglings, I'M GIVING IT TO YOU IN FULL .JPG FORM! HURRAY!
-Dies inside-To Travis -
You get Rule 34.
Google it, click +18, sheild your eyes from some of the real porn / porn you do not need to see, then fidn the search bar and type ' Kairi Kingdom Hearts '
Becuase that Kairi Hentai you were a'talkin about will be found in about three minutes.
You can thank me later.
To Eva -
I'M GIVING YOU THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.
A SLAVE CHILD.
www.7photographyquestions.com/images/40/sad_child.jpg
THIS IS SIDNEY. she's PROBABLY REALLY TASTY AND MAKES A NICE FOOTREST IF YOU ADD A LITTLE MAGIC AND SOME DUCT TAPE.
To Jaya, I present to you...
Raccoon porn!
BEHOLD!
Also, two raccoons.
To Bryden, my dahling sister -
You get a hug.
When you read this, you'll be like 'THATS WHY SHE CRUSHED MY RIBCAGE LOL!'
To Gafe -
YOU GET GRIM. GRIMMY. DEATH. MR. DEATH. BONEHEAD.
HE IS YOUR NEW FRIEND SLAVE, YO.
To Daven -
... I went there.
c:
To Grimn
I got you robot chicken.c:
THIS IS LEGITIMATELY THER ONLY REASONABLE GIFT.
To Shorik.
They actually had an advert for a LARP flaming sword.
I lol'd, 'cause its 102 bucks... USD.
To Gina, I got you an actual gift.
Woah.
I got Gafe and Jaya actual gifts.
AND I ALSO REPLIED TO NIGHTENGALE. SO YOU GO REPLY NAO, TOO!
To Aubrey , I got you Heidi Klum.
www.wallpaperez.net/wallpaper/models/Heidi-Klum-260.jpg
I mean, not even an actor or an impersonator- Its.. ITS JUST HEIDI KLUM AND he's STOAKED TO BE YOUR GIFT.
To Kyle -
Yaoi.
i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh111/chachapuppy100/Yaoi.jpg
Ahyup.
Its not even good, 'cause I'm, lazy
And last, to Kath!
THAT BEER GLASS IS THE BEER OF YOUR CHOICE, AND IT CAN NEVER EVER BE DRAINED.
Okay, if I missed you, then I'm legit sorry.
xD
And I'll give you an IRL hug.
BUT MERRY CHRISTMAS, HOES HOES HOES.
Congrats grimn! You're in the real mode, now. I've no doubt that you'll surprise yourself on just how tough and mature you can be.