Post by Eva on Jul 14, 2009 16:18:42 GMT -5
On behalf of our entire staff, welcome to the Enrichment Center.
If you are reading/hearing this message, you have been hand-picked to receive special treatment to enrich your life for the better through our incredible program. Once you have completed your treatment, not only will you a better person for it, but you shall also receive a lovely cake, complimentary of our staff!
We here at the Enrichment Center wish for you to have the best experience possible, while at the same time receiving no preferential benefits during your treatment. The other patients will be on the same level as you, and will in no way be elevated nor denounced- after all, this is YOUR enrichment that you're managing!
Along your path to enrichment, remember to stay vigilant. Some other patients want to reach the end as quickly as possible, and may even resort to sabotaging you to improve their odds of finishing, and receiving cake. But you must not do this, for if you do, your cake shall be revoked. So please play fair.
Of course, you shall have some guidance! If you should become confused at any point during your enrichment experience, simply use the button on your Enrichment Center-provided watch to signal a monitor for the Electronic Progress Recording Assistant- The EPRA! The EPRA is here for YOU, dear patient, so utilize her high-tech AI to your own content.
Of course, there are rules for your treatment, and they will be as such!
1. Do not take any cake that is not given to you.
2. The EPRA may malfunction at times, resulting in the release of deadly neurotoxins. If this happens, please sit tight and wait for our technicians to fix this problem. Oh, and shield your eyes, mouth, and nose.
3. Do not strike out at the windows; doing so is futile.
4. Do not attack the monitors; if you do so, you shall be dealt with accordingly.
5. Keep a close eye on your Cake Monitor, for another patient may be stealing it when you least expect it!
6. Your Enrichment Center-provided watch cannot speak, but if it does, we urge you to disregard any orders it gives you to plunge your throat into broken glass.
7. If you attempt to cheat at a test, you shall be dealt with accordingly.
8. You are subject to random check-ups for progress. If you have not reached a certain level of enrichment, you shall be dealt with accordingly.
But, above all else, be enriched and win cake!
If you are reading/hearing this message, you have been hand-picked to receive special treatment to enrich your life for the better through our incredible program. Once you have completed your treatment, not only will you a better person for it, but you shall also receive a lovely cake, complimentary of our staff!
We here at the Enrichment Center wish for you to have the best experience possible, while at the same time receiving no preferential benefits during your treatment. The other patients will be on the same level as you, and will in no way be elevated nor denounced- after all, this is YOUR enrichment that you're managing!
Along your path to enrichment, remember to stay vigilant. Some other patients want to reach the end as quickly as possible, and may even resort to sabotaging you to improve their odds of finishing, and receiving cake. But you must not do this, for if you do, your cake shall be revoked. So please play fair.
Of course, you shall have some guidance! If you should become confused at any point during your enrichment experience, simply use the button on your Enrichment Center-provided watch to signal a monitor for the Electronic Progress Recording Assistant- The EPRA! The EPRA is here for YOU, dear patient, so utilize her high-tech AI to your own content.
Of course, there are rules for your treatment, and they will be as such!
1. Do not take any cake that is not given to you.
2. The EPRA may malfunction at times, resulting in the release of deadly neurotoxins. If this happens, please sit tight and wait for our technicians to fix this problem. Oh, and shield your eyes, mouth, and nose.
3. Do not strike out at the windows; doing so is futile.
4. Do not attack the monitors; if you do so, you shall be dealt with accordingly.
5. Keep a close eye on your Cake Monitor, for another patient may be stealing it when you least expect it!
6. Your Enrichment Center-provided watch cannot speak, but if it does, we urge you to disregard any orders it gives you to plunge your throat into broken glass.
7. If you attempt to cheat at a test, you shall be dealt with accordingly.
8. You are subject to random check-ups for progress. If you have not reached a certain level of enrichment, you shall be dealt with accordingly.
But, above all else, be enriched and win cake!
Congrats grimn! You're in the real mode, now. I've no doubt that you'll surprise yourself on just how tough and mature you can be.